Monday, January 23, 2006

You might be a BlueBlood if...

Got this from the Lady Heather.

--Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys,"
(even if both of them are women)

Guilty.

--You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."

It's not?

--You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY.

Bleah.

--You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts, pronounced "bald penis").

That's true.

--You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

No idea how its pronounced.

--For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits.

Yes.

--You never had and don't know what a moon pie is.

True.

--You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled.

Also true.

--You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

Finger food.

--You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.

We have had chicken and cows where I live.

--You have no idea what a polecat is.

Skunk.

--You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.

Dogs too big. All 3 of them.

--You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than at Six Flags.

And put up with those snobs? No thanks. I like Texas better.

--You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.

Let me think on this one.

--You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"- instead of "Cokes."

Coke is a brand, its pop, get over it.

--You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich.

I have too. I think.

--You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife show.

No.

--You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

You have not seen them play obviously.

--You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores. You call binoculars opera glasses.

don't do that.

--You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.

Lets not go there.

--You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen , Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)

Ok, I don't. I used to know a Mary Jo, but she died.

--You don't know any women with male names (i.e., Tommie, Bobbie, Johnnie, Jimmie)

I know guys with girls names, does that count?

--You don't have Maw-maw's & Paw-paw's.

Whatses?

--You've never been to a craft show.

One. Never going again. BORING!

--None of your fur coats are homemade.

No fur coats.

--You have no idea who the Allisons, Pettys or Earnhardts are.

No idea, but there is Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardts kid.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Harvey said...

I used to be a believer in "pop", but then I joined the Navy, where it became "Coke". As in "Can you stop by the machine & grab me a Coke?", "Sure, what kind?", "Grape".

Got to the point where I didn't even find it strange any more :-)

2:47 PM  
Blogger Deathknyte said...

Yeah, I had friends in NC that thought it was funny I said pop instead of coke.

Told them I had no use for cocaine and wondered about thier drug habits..

5:45 PM  
Blogger Beth said...

uh... you know the last one, then... there's more than one Petty in racing, and the Allisons are another racing "dynasty".

8:31 PM  
Blogger Deathknyte said...

There is more than one Petty?

When did that happen?

5:53 PM  
Blogger Beth said...

The Pettys: Lee (driver... died of old age)... Richard(driver)... Maurice (raced, then mechanic)... Kyle(driver)... Timmy(driver, then mechanic)... Ritchie (driver)... Adam (driver- died during practice)... 4 generations of Pettys.

Only 2 Earnhardts that I know of.

The Allisons: Clifford (driver- died racing)Davey (driver- died in helicopter accident), Bobby (driver), Donnie (driver), Kenny (driver, builder), Ronald (driver, builder), and Donald (driver, builder). That's 3 generations of Allisons in racing, but the next generation is too young to race yet.

Dang... I sound like a total redneck, don't I?

10:17 PM  
Blogger Deathknyte said...

That or you sound like Amy, who actually LIKES Nascar.

To me, it is just more TV, and you know what I think about TV.

12:46 PM  

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