From Nigeria to Spain.

Dear Winner

You mean, "Dear Sucker"

We are please to announce you as one of the 10 lucky winners in the Euro Millones Lottery International Email Address draw on the 28th of April due to the mixture of names and address the result was released on the 5th June,2006.

Gee, and I didn't even know I was entered. And considering my email is a friggin blind account, how in hell do they know who won?

All 10 winning addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international email addresses. Your email address emerged alongside 9 others as a category 2 winner in the Euro Millones Lottery Draw.Consequently, you have therefore been approved for a total pay out of US$950,000:00 (Nine Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars Only).The following particulars are attached to your lotto payment order:
(I) Batch No: EAS/2006/ELA
(ii) Ticket No: 555-219-0015
(iii) Lucky No: 05-12-24-45-54
(iv) Ref No: TESU/PP09/8000/ROAG

Whatever.

To claim your winning prize you are to contact the appointed agent as soon as possible for the immediate release of your winnings:
MR.JACK WILLIAMS
TELMEX AGENCIA SPAIN
E-mail: telmexagencia@netscape.net

Anyone want to sign his account up for gay porn?

2. You must contact the appointed agent with your Full Names, Contact Telephone Numbers (Home, Office and Mobile Number and also Fax Number) via email to process the immediate payment of your prize.

But all that is classified info. I mean, come on, several people I call friend don't even have that much information. Come to think of it, some of my best friends don't have that information.

3. Be informed that the appointed agent will be required to swear an Affidavits of Lotto Claim and also obtain Approval Legal Clearance Certificate from the Court here in Spain which is in accordance with the European Union Financial Act 2004 on payment of International Lottery Winners.

Swear away. 'Cause you aint getting anything from me.

Please be aware that the PAYING BANK will Effect Payment Swiftly upon satisfactory Report, Verifications and validation provided by this fiduciary agent.
For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you.

Sure, right after I give you my banking info.

Once again congratulations!!!
Best regards,
Euro Millones Lottery.

Never heard of you. But I will google you later, yes I will.