Boy meets Goat, a tale of true love

Man forced to marry goat in southern Sudan

Saturday 25 February 2006 01:30.

Feb 24, 2006 (MALAKAL) — A certain Mr Tombe was caught having an intimate relation with a goat belonging to a Mr Alifi at Hai Malakal — Upper Nile State, southern Sudan — on February 13. Tombe was ordered to pay the goat’s dowry and take the animal as his wife .

Poor goat.

Mr Alifi said: "It was around midnight when Tombe came to do his nonsense on my goat, and I was already in bed inside my house. Suddenly , I heard the goat make a loud noise. Immediately, I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged in a relation with my goat . When I asked him what are you doing there, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Clear case of date rape.

Alifi then brought some elders to decide the fate of the goat defiler.

Mr. Tombe, defiler of goats.

"They said I should not take him to the police , but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife."

Wonder how ugly his wife is.

Mr Tombe agreed immediately to pay for the goat, and paid half the dowry 150,000 Sudanese dinars up front.

150K dinars is.... $654.18. Expensive goat. Must be high maintenance.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know , they are still together", Mr Alifi concluded.

ROFLMAO